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Guy came into my work today and was talking about songs and proceeded to tell me that I didn’t have as much “variety” as him on my ipod. He was too quick to judge and I won.

He now knows of very many artists although I bet his favorite will be Katastro.

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sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

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cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

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fedoralpolice:

when u and ur friends make plans

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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